Sex, Awkward and Cheating: Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle...

By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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Misery

By Galaxy-eyes photon human - 04/06/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Time for a change

By Anonymous - 15/05/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me our entire relationship, texting and messaging on social media asking to have relations with multiple women. I just moved to a new city with him, consolidated most of my big items, and we are supposed to move into our new apartment in 4 days. I don't know what to do. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Long distance

By DumpedGirl89 - 22/06/2021 14:01

Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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Lurker1 9

Thursday 8 August 2019 0:22

You mean YOU have a 4 hour drive home. He has a 3 day walk lol

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 August 2019 16:52

If you dumped his body out there, no one will ever find it. Jus’ sayin’

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 7 August 2019 15:38

I don’t suppose you’d have been willing to leave him there?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 August 2019 16:52

If you dumped his body out there, no one will ever find it. Jus’ sayin’

slowhandjp 16

Wednesday 7 August 2019 23:14

It's gonna be the longest 4 hours ever in your life😖

Lurker1 9

Thursday 8 August 2019 0:22

You mean YOU have a 4 hour drive home. He has a 3 day walk lol

nonameDE 11

Thursday 8 August 2019 1:07

Do the best out of it and have some separation Sex the 4 hours back...

misswilwarin96 11

Thursday 8 August 2019 4:34

We were in the middle of a 3 day vacation when he told me he cheated on me.

bigdaddyeric 35

Thursday 8 August 2019 6:11

Tell “HIM” to start walking, falking cheater!!

themetropolitan 19

Tuesday 13 August 2019 0:54

Who's gonna drive you home tonight ?

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