Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of...

By Romantic - 15/1/2010 08:33 - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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By perdix | 29

#776337 - Friday 15 January 2010 17:54

Don't get any food -- just lay naked on your bed with your legs spread wide, and when everyone comes over, yell "Tuna tacos for everyone!"

On second thought, you can buy a massive amount of Vienna Sausages and tell everyone that they are actual size replicas of your husband's dick. That'll show him!

By skyeyez9 | 24

#776307 - Friday 15 January 2010 17:35

my husband tried to pull that shit on me once: Oh I invited some friends over so we need to get some more food. When he said "we" he really meant: I invited my friends over so I expect you to cook for them and clean up afterwards. What ever. He can cook for his own friends. I don't expect him to do that if I have my friends over our house.

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By BaGu_fml | 0

#776158 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:06

hahaha, FYL. :D

CyclonePsycho | 1

#776433 - Friday 15 January 2010 19:26

Hey, her significant other could have used pink bicycle pieces to get across the message because he couldn't afford roses. Don't judge.

FMLenV | 0

#776531 - Friday 15 January 2010 20:24

If you're going to get picky about "pedals" you might as well get picky that it is supposed to be "pass" not "past". =/

digimon2000 | 0

#776551 - Friday 15 January 2010 20:32

well, you're wrong. it is actually 'past'

FMLenV | 0

#776583 - Friday 15 January 2010 20:54

I'm right and wrong. Both work, I've just always been taught that pass was a reference to walk by something were as past was referred to time.

Pass: to move past; go by: to pass another car on the road.

idkweird | 0

#776584 - Friday 15 January 2010 20:57

Actually, it's still wrong as the statement is in the past tense. Pass does not fit at all.

idkweird | 0

#776589 - Friday 15 January 2010 20:59

That was @ #67

A_LiST3RR | 0

#776607 - Friday 15 January 2010 21:08

aww.. that's funny yet depressingg hahaa. xD i agree with #71, though, that would be a good ideaa

CyclonePsycho | 1

#777215 - Saturday 16 January 2010 3:57

Hey, not being picky or anal. Just teasing the OP.

(And where'd that other comment go?)

idkweird | 0

#778107 - Saturday 16 January 2010 18:20

pendatic: apparently, I was!

lelanatty | 0

#973607 - Saturday 3 April 2010 16:39

pendatic, did you spell 'pedantic' wrong?

By sara_3536 | 0

#776160 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

turdburgers | 0

#776187 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:23

'tard

Druu | 53

#5556096 - Friday 28 June 2013 8:02

second*

By lickmyjock | 0

#776165 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:09

Well played, and sammichs well made.

I hope.

By DNC2008 | 1

#776167 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:10

whats the fml? i don't get it? it says woman so its her job

idrow | 7

#776191 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:26

Nice comment. More proof that you can educate ignorance, but you can't fix stupid.

By logic718 | 0

#776174 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:14

LMAO hahaha that sucks

By Mzzangel | 0

#776182 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:20

at least he let you know in a sweet manner. I wouldn't have been mad at all

joeyl1990 | 28

#7686939 - Sunday 2 September 2018 20:29

You consider that sweet?

By turdburgers | 0

#776185 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:21

WTF is a rose pedal?

MacOSXpert | 7

#776362 - Friday 15 January 2010 18:21

/Facepalm.
Grammar Nazis on this site...

pegasus77 | 0

#776449 - Friday 15 January 2010 19:35

In this case, Spelling Nazis...

BeeSkwaird | 0

#776708 - Friday 15 January 2010 22:26

I know a lot of people make jokes about the Nazis, so we can all do our best to overlook it. But there are survivors still alive today.

It's too soon.

iwadasn | 32

#776774 - Friday 15 January 2010 23:21

Are you a Nazi about the use of the word Nazi? ;)

By Wierdo24 | 0

#776194 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:27

hahahaha well get off FML and get to work!

By nonameLiz | 0

#776195 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:27

OH! FUCKIN EPIC! how is this a FML???

By BlueTwist89 | 0

#776205 - Friday 15 January 2010 16:35

Yea. I'm with #7. What's a rose pedal? Ohhh, you meant rose petal.

Maxine17 | 8

#776318 - Friday 15 January 2010 17:42

I can only imagine how people in Florida talk after the OP spelling petals as "pedals"

pegasus77 | 0

#776445 - Friday 15 January 2010 19:33

Its pretty bad, let me tell you from experience. The spelling here is horrible.

BeeSkwaird | 0

#776712 - Friday 15 January 2010 22:28

Given how you spelled a simple word like "it's," I'm not surprised!

nrose1000 | 0

#777218 - Saturday 16 January 2010 4:03

SPELLING NAZI!!!! Seriously every1 cares about spelling and grammar here WTF do u think this is???? School mixed with burger king? srory bUt U [email protected] a7Wayz ahve ti ur wAy weN ti cOmS 2 sp3771nG!!!

DanielleTheOne | 3

#777697 - Saturday 16 January 2010 10:58

LOL i know right!?! anyone get that weird email thing where all the spelling is totally stuffed and u could read it easy as pie?? I didnt even notice the mistakes because IM NOT LOOKING FOR THEM!!! as long as your not spelling like "Heyy Grls!! Lv yz tlk 2 yz l8rz" all the time then i dont care if u make mistakes!!!