Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
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BaGu_fml
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hahaha, FYL. :D
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CyclonePsycho
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Hey, her significant other could have used pink bicycle pieces to get across the message because he couldn't afford roses. Don't judge.
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FMLenV
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If you're going to get picky about "pedals" you might as well get picky that it is supposed to be "pass" not "past". =/
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digimon2000
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well, you're wrong. it is actually 'past'
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FMLenV
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I'm right and wrong. Both work, I've just always been taught that pass was a reference to walk by something were as past was referred to time.
Pass: to move past; go by: to pass another car on the road.
Pass: to move past; go by: to pass another car on the road.
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idkweird
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Actually, it's still wrong as the statement is in the past tense. Pass does not fit at all.
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idkweird
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That was @ #67
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A_LiST3RR
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aww.. that's funny yet depressingg hahaa. xD i agree with #71, though, that would be a good ideaa
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CyclonePsycho
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Hey, not being picky or anal. Just teasing the OP.
(And where'd that other comment go?)
(And where'd that other comment go?)
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idkweird
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pendatic: apparently, I was!
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lelanatty
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pendatic, did you spell 'pedantic' wrong?
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sara_3536
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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turdburgers
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'tard
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Druu
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second*
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lickmyjock
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Well played, and sammichs well made.
I hope.
I hope.
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DNC2008
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whats the fml? i don't get it? it says woman so its her job
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idrow
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Nice comment. More proof that you can educate ignorance, but you can't fix stupid.
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logic718
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LMAO hahaha that sucks
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Mzzangel
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at least he let you know in a sweet manner. I wouldn't have been mad at all
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joeyl1990
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You consider that sweet?
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turdburgers
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WTF is a rose pedal?
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MacOSXpert
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/Facepalm.
Grammar Nazis on this site...
Grammar Nazis on this site...
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pegasus77
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In this case, Spelling Nazis...
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BeeSkwaird
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I know a lot of people make jokes about the Nazis, so we can all do our best to overlook it. But there are survivors still alive today.
It's too soon.
It's too soon.
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iwadasn
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Are you a Nazi about the use of the word Nazi? ;)
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Wierdo24
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hahahaha well get off FML and get to work!
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nonameLiz
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OH! FUCKIN EPIC! how is this a FML???
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BlueTwist89
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Yea. I'm with #7. What's a rose pedal? Ohhh, you meant rose petal.
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Maxine17
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I can only imagine how people in Florida talk after the OP spelling petals as "pedals"
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pegasus77
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Its pretty bad, let me tell you from experience. The spelling here is horrible.
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BeeSkwaird
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Given how you spelled a simple word like "it's," I'm not surprised!
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nrose1000
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SPELLING NAZI!!!! Seriously every1 cares about spelling and grammar here WTF do u think this is???? School mixed with burger king? srory bUt U [email protected] a7Wayz ahve ti ur wAy weN ti cOmS 2 sp3771nG!!!
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DanielleTheOne
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LOL i know right!?! anyone get that weird email thing where all the spelling is totally stuffed and u could read it easy as pie?? I didnt even notice the mistakes because IM NOT LOOKING FOR THEM!!! as long as your not spelling like "Heyy Grls!! Lv yz tlk 2 yz l8rz" all the time then i dont care if u make mistakes!!!
On second thought, you can buy a massive amount of Vienna Sausages and tell everyone that they are actual size replicas of your husband's dick. That'll show him!