my husband tried to pull that shit on me once: Oh I invited some friends over so we need to get some more food. When he said "we" he really meant: I invited my friends over so I expect you to cook for them and clean up afterwards. What ever. He can cook for his own friends. I don't expect him to do that if I have my friends over our house.

Don't get any food -- just lay naked on your bed with your legs spread wide, and when everyone comes over, yell "Tuna tacos for everyone!" On second thought, you can buy a massive amount of Vienna Sausages and tell everyone that they are actual size replicas of your husband's dick. That'll show him!

That... is totally awesome...

LMAO at this

This is 2010, gender roles have changed, you can't expect a woman to do all the cooking and cleaning when she works too, it's completely sexist. If she does some of the physical labour then the guy can do some of the cooking and cleaning. Look at the construction industry in recent times there have been more and more women entering it. Look around we can work twice as in a job and will still get payed less than I guy with the same qualifications that works half as much (what's is wrong with this masticated world). Women are typically far more capable of independance then men, most men 'need' women to take care of housework cause it demasculates them, while women can and will play all the traditional roles of a man cause we don't need a man to provide us with money. Many of us are striving for independance now, we are more than capable of lifting those heavy boxes, it's all a matter of building the muscles. Don't get me wrong there is still a place and a time for the guys to be gentlemen, but women can do alot with independance too.

it works it is a chewed up world!

FYI to those who are commenting on spelling noone cares about spelling, most people when reading the english language can read it if liek the letters are mixed up, the words around a word are waht give a word meaning and for most wrods you jsut need the fisrt and lsat letetr in the rihgt palces to raed the wrod. Ps. the spelling errors are to prove my point. I know I went over board. Everyone makes typos and minor spelling/gramatical errors unless they read through their post tons of times before posting it.

It works it could be a chewed up world, I could find the right word so I wrote/typed the first word that can to mind that was similar in looks but not meaning, I'd known I had used that word before somewhere forgot it was in biology class a few years ago back either when I was in grade 11 or 12, now I've been out of school for 2 years one of which was spent in school at university but that don't matter. I think the word I was looking for was 'masculated' not 'masticated' o well thats what happen when you try to use your brain after working in a dead end job for a while. I try to be an intellectual person but it doesn't always work.

Someone is lonely :(

You're not his damn slave. You came home after a long, tiring day at work to see rose petals. When some people see rose petals, they think "a romantic night", not "feed me and my friends". Sure, it was a creative way for him to ask, but it was wrong in its intentions. I say do this: Lead rose petals up to your bedroom one night, and when he comes inside, you're in some sexy lingerie, lying on your bed, strewn with rose petals. There's romantic music playing in the room. He thinks he's about to get some. That's when you hand him a note that says "If you have enough money to buy roses to shred, you have enough money to buy your friends food. Love You!" Then, turn over and go to sleep.

since when do they put kitchens past bedrooms?

Hah, I think that's kind of cute. Of course, I've never been in your particular situation, but I still think it's funny. (;