Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML
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puffingdragons
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Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.
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toxic10uhc
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no they are stupid whores most of the time.
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bwinski
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^well, someone has mommy issues...
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jackiegarcia20
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Lol. Not my mama!
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ohhboyy
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tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her.
that'll keep her quiet.
that'll keep her quiet.
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podrummer9209
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Ouch. Agreed to #2 and 3.
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MaiLouIsLegend
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Hahah ouch! Even she doesn't have confidence either. Guess you'll jus have to prove them wrong right?
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my_life_sucks_17
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lol awww
1) secure the bed
2) prove ur mom wrong ;)
enjoy :) lol
1) secure the bed
2) prove ur mom wrong ;)
enjoy :) lol
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_Chocoholic_
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lol... added to faves! I totally agree with #6 :)
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intensegirl666
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Hahahaa.
I agree with #6...bring a girl home and tell her off.
I agree with #6...bring a girl home and tell her off.
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InverseFUN
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You could not secure the bed... then just use theirs when you bring a girl home. ;D
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ummmyeahhh
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and every night, you're out with a different girl, all who have beds that work properly..
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allie2590
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They probably meant they won't let that happen. :P
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Missy612
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No they probably didn't.
that'll keep her quiet.