FML : Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might...

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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ThanksMom - / Thursday 26 March 2009 18:17 / United States

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By ohhboyy | 0

#60963 - Thursday 26 March 2009 23:58

tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her.
that'll keep her quiet.

By puffingdragons | 0

#60961 - Thursday 26 March 2009 23:58

Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.

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By puffingdragons | 0

#60961 - Thursday 26 March 2009 23:58

Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.

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toxic10uhc | 0

#794931 - Sunday 24 January 2010 6:23

no they are stupid whores most of the time.

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bwinski | 19

#6412681 - Thursday 17 September 2015 10:26

^well, someone has mommy issues...

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jackiegarcia20 | 6

#6669631 - Thursday 11 August 2016 20:20

Lol. Not my mama!

By ohhboyy | 0

#60963 - Thursday 26 March 2009 23:58

tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her.
that'll keep her quiet.

By podrummer9209 | 0

#60984 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:01

Ouch. Agreed to #2 and 3.

By MaiLouIsLegend | 0

#60998 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:04

Hahah ouch! Even she doesn't have confidence either. Guess you'll jus have to prove them wrong right?
;]]

By my_life_sucks_17 | 0

#61014 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:06

lol awww
1) secure the bed
2) prove ur mom wrong ;)

enjoy :) lol

By _Chocoholic_ | 0

#61028 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:09

lol... added to faves! I totally agree with #6 :)

By intensegirl666 | 0

#61029 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:09

Hahahaa.
I agree with #6...bring a girl home and tell her off.

By InverseFUN | 0

#61042 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:12

You could not secure the bed... then just use theirs when you bring a girl home. ;D

By ummmyeahhh | 0

#61044 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:12

and every night, you're out with a different girl, all who have beds that work properly..

By allie2590 | 30

#61065 - Friday 27 March 2009 0:14

They probably meant they won't let that happen. :P

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Missy612 | 14

#4815429 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:58

No they probably didn't.

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