Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.

no they are stupid whores most of the time.

^well, someone has mommy issues...

Lol. Not my mama!

tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her. that'll keep her quiet.

Ouch. Agreed to #2 and 3.

Hahah ouch! Even she doesn't have confidence either. Guess you'll jus have to prove them wrong right? ;]]

lol awww 1) secure the bed 2) prove ur mom wrong ;) enjoy :) lol

lol... added to faves! I totally agree with #6 :)

Hahahaa. I agree with #6...bring a girl home and tell her off.

You could not secure the bed... then just use theirs when you bring a girl home. ;D

and every night, you're out with a different girl, all who have beds that work properly..

They probably meant they won't let that happen. :P

No they probably didn't.