Grow a pair and tell them to take some responsibility.

Then don't do it until they get off their asses and help :/

YDI for not being on board with the Obamanation & working for a living. you should be home watching springer & spending quality time with your wife & kids.

Stop breeding.

Well, then don't let your family walk all over you! You don't HAVE to let them sit on their lazy butts. Make them help. Your kids need to learn these skills early on anyway so they don't end up like your wife...

Well then, make them get up and help. They'll never learn to do stuff for themselves if they think someone else will always do it for them, or laziness is a good enough excuse to not do something.

so, when you ask what's on the tv, she replies "dust"? after your 10hr shift go eat at a restaurant before you go home. but seriously, if you let her get this way by being a pussy YDI. show her where the door is and get yourself a real woman if she wont straighten up

divorce the lazy bitch and tell her to keep the lazy kids. buy a new mustang and find some fine young piece with proper cooking and cleaning skillz.

Next time, come home with empty fast-food wrappers, toss them in her lap, and ask her to throw them in the garbage for you. I get all the "taking care of kids is hard work" comments. It *IS* when you're trying to NOT do it. Or if you're in that position and don't want to be. Though, if you wanted to be a mother, taking care of kids is your joy. It's what you live for. But it can also be NOT hard work. It's the easiest work to skip out on. A *lot* of stay-at-home moms do it. It's child abuse, no mistake about that. But nobody really talks about it. Let the kids run wild. Pop-tarts for breakfast. Older kids babysit the younger ones. Plop them in front of the boob tube. Pack them off to day care or school. Mom sits on her prozac-popping fat butt all day watching jerry springer, complains about how tired and overwhelmed she always feels. Maybe boinks the unemployed drunk neighbor guy, because it's the only thing that makes her feel worthwhile as a person. Face it. If a mom doesn't do her job, who's going to call her on it? The kids? Any dads, in THIS culture? Criticizing a mom is tantamount to wife-beating. Look at all the ppl who jumped down this poor guys throat. The dad has a boss, at work to answer to. A bank, to whom he owes money for house and car payments. The mom? Only her own guilt - if that. Addiction is fed by denial. And emotional abuse victims are enablers, and keep their mouths shut, because they know what's good for them. (and those kids keep their mouths shut too). The stress and responsibility is ALL on the dad. The notion that the housewife has it harder is a MYTH. Oh - I know housewives who *do* the job. They put in the effort, iron the shirts, cook the meals, mop the floors, change the diapers. When they self-motivate; and honestly do the work, of course that's hard-core, and deserving of respect. But that seems to be the exception more than the rule these days. Mommy needs a day off? Break out the xanax and the wine, put the kids up behind the playroom gate, crank up the TV. As far as making the kids help - you can't do that by yourself. If their mom wont help set a good example, guess who becomes "the bad guy"? You can try. You'll see what I mean. What you need to do is get YOURSELF to a good therapist, and talk about what's going on in your family. Your therapist will give you strategies on how to stop enabling your wife in her CHILD ABUSE, (and spousal abuse). End your wife's parasitic lifestyle, and the horrible example she is setting for your kids (and the terrible future she is dooming them to).

Lazy Bi1ch, bet she's all fat too, you can come and cook for me baby, I'll sit on the counter in my bikini and feed you ice cream after a hard day at work.

I feel for you dude, but in this context, your username is a bit disturbing. JK ;-P

Grab some dinner on your way home. **** them.