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By  buddy51  |  23

OP- good you saved yourself the mortification of having your reptile-loving turtle-humping husband confirm his true love is his teeny turtle. No accounting for some people's tastes, OP. Better you know know and move on than that you stay and play third wheel to a terrapin!


I normally don't comment crap like this, but, this confused the fuck out of me. I've reread this like 10 times and I can't comprehend what #5 is trying to say. Can anyone else decipher this?

  Catkam623  |  27

I think he misread the fml and somehow thought that the ops husband has a turtle fetish, while it may be true he prefers the turtle to op that doesn't mean he wants to fuck the turtle

  buddy51  |  23

Doesn't mean he doesn't want to either.
And it does mean he's more loving to his turtle than to OP...
That sound good to you?
I suggest OP cut her losses and leave reptile boy...