Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
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Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
Today, due to an emergency, I ended up working for 18 hours instead of 13. I'd texted my unemployed wife to let her know this was unavoidable, but when I got home she blamed me like she thought I planned this in advance, yelled at me, and my dinner was Heinz tomato soup I had to heat up myself. FML
Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
Today, I got home at 6:30 after a 12-hour shift. I sat down on the sofa, and my wife immediately stomped in and said, "Why are you sitting doing nothing? Get up, there's a million things to do." FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I got home at 7 after a long, stressful 12-hour shift. The second I walked through the door, my wife said, "Can you hurry up and make dinner? We're all starving." This happens all the damn time. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
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foolishworkerbee 0
Grow a pair and tell them to take some responsibility.
Spierdalaj 7
Then don't do it until they get off their asses and help :/
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Comments (175)
jkrowns 0
Man, who are you? Al Bundy? Is your wife's name Peggy? You oughta teach those lazy asses a lesson.
DjeePee 25
YTDI for being a wussy. The only thing you had to do was going to McDonalds and leave them there, suffering and still sprawled out watching TV. Grow a pair of balls. No food for lasy people.
NightGod 0
Man up, meat stick.
partyboy101 0
must be some good stuff she's throwing on ya
SeedlessMe 13
Wow, that sounds exactly like my brother in law! although he only has two kids but three jobs. That really sucks OP, I hope ur wife (and my lazy bitch of a sister) gets a wake up call and sees what a piece of crap she is being..
xxcorkyxx 0
ok for everyone who says that she's lazy, when was the lasgt time even OP had 4 kids to chace after maybe she finally got a break being a full time mom with one is just the same amt. Of work only your on call 24/u and while you probably sleep at night your wife probably os up with your sick child. Being a mom is hard, when was the last time you said hunny how was your day without continuing youri got in trouble with the boss story like well I had to work 10 hours and this and this. And she's thinking I had to deal with 4 kids talking back and crying while doing your laundry hile I only have onr article of clean clothes left. Yes that's actually a true story. Your wife deserves a break. Men can do dishes and make food too. My husband works all the time and he knows my hands are completely filled I don't get a break till he's home from work and he thanks me for taking good care of our baby. Ponder on that.
cindy1973 0
whats so hard about fixing enough extra for your husband when you fix the kids supper? i dont care how hard your day is you HAVE to feed your kids. if you cant even manage that youre a waste of space. my husband will tell you he couldnt do my job, we have 2 kids. it doesnt matter whats going on, my kids are fed and my house is clean, and my husband will NEVER come home to no supper and hungry kids, unless im sick and just cant do it.and i dont think it would be considered an FML if it happened one time, it sounds like something hes getting fed up with.what is there to doing laundry? you thorw itr in the machine and it does the work while you do other things, you throw it in the dryer when its done and go off again, it takes 5 minutes to fold a load of laundry, a person has 10 minutes tops invested in a load of laundry, the rest is wait time while the machine works.if you cant handle being at home with 4 kids maybe you should think about some birth control before it gets to that point.
spaceshan69 0
bring home food from a restuarant for just yourself and tell your family tough luck, of you're hungry do something about it
karleh 0
my mom recently became unemployed and i have 2 other siblings. everyday when i get home from school she has dinner cooked and ready by the time my dad gets off of work. your wife SUCKS!
gunslinger79 4
and then she said, "bend over honey, I wanna stick this in you butt'". loser!