Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
Today, due to an emergency, I ended up working for 18 hours instead of 13. I'd texted my unemployed wife to let her know this was unavoidable, but when I got home she blamed me like she thought I planned this in advance, yelled at me, and my dinner was Heinz tomato soup I had to heat up myself. FML
Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
Today, I got home at 6:30 after a 12-hour shift. I sat down on the sofa, and my wife immediately stomped in and said, "Why are you sitting doing nothing? Get up, there's a million things to do." FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I got home at 7 after a long, stressful 12-hour shift. The second I walked through the door, my wife said, "Can you hurry up and make dinner? We're all starving." This happens all the damn time. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
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foolishworkerbee 0
Grow a pair and tell them to take some responsibility.
Spierdalaj 7
Then don't do it until they get off their asses and help :/
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The__Redneck 7
Next time, walk right back out the door and hit up the Burger King. They can make their own damn food.
4y4hl0v35u 0
Typical
TheNewGuy03 29
things to consider: 1) how old are the kids? are they old enough to any sort of housekeeping (cleaning, washing dishes, etc.)? 2) what do the kids do all day? nothing? school? if they're at school, what is the mom doing? nothing? as you can see, this is a pretty open-ended situation. if, in fact, the kids are old enough to self-sustain to some degree, then the stress of taking care of them is severely diminished; conversely, if they're toddlers or infants, they're likely in need of a lot of attention. and this brings me to the mother. if all or most of the children are too young, then yes, it'll be a bit of a pain to try to take care of everything, but there is still likely free time interspersed between bouts of baby maintenance. on the other hand, the husband cannot improve his situation. he is at work. why? to get money. why does he need money? to take care of the kids. some people are said that being a housewife is a 24-hour commitment, and that's a possibility, depending on the situation. some others also mentioned that the husband is "only" at work for 10 hours. well, depending on what you do, 10 hours can be a long ******* time. it can be 10 hours of sitting on your ass, or it can be 10 hours of heavy lifting or other physically intense work. if the latter is the case, then the husband will ostensibly lack the energy to attempt to cook and clean when he gets home. the moral of the story is...well, just try to be a bit understanding! |the kid|
punqstr 0
DITCH DA BIOTCH
FarSide 23
Now, THIS is a genuine FML.
itseriik 0
why don't you pull off your skirt and take that dick out of your ass?
RaniDays2316 0
little bastards. I'd tell them if they want to eat but not watch dishes, they can just use their hands as plates. soup night? oh I'm sorry, too bad you're so effin lazy.
Ithok1 3
Ditch her, smack them kids and set your junk straight. Don't let the lazy bitch and lazy kids tell you whats what.
BadasS14 0
Did u thanked them for waiting for you? lol
dbs_fml 0
next time order a pizza