By justkillm3 - 13/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
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foolishworkerbee 0

Grow a pair and tell them to take some responsibility.

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Spierdalaj 7

Then don't do it until they get off their asses and help :/

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hjrn 0

YDI. people only use you if you let them. you better set them straight

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duckie227 22

if u woulda raised em right, they woulda helped. ydi

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crzyjkrsd 0

ydi for not keeping your "pimp hand" strong.

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yerpster 0

have u ever hear the song"why don't you get a job" by the offspring just play tha in the house

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gothicwench 0

Tell them they need to help or you're leaving. Simple as.

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Belief_fml 0

Lol. I said that as a joke, I hope you are joking too.

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reddwarf_fml 0

mayhaps she is clinically depressed. seek professional help for her. as far as the kids go. tell them to get in there and wash the dishes or no food. and mean it

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doctor_itsmylife 3

and you STILL have time to complain of fml??!

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Nativebby 0

now we know who wears the pants and it's not you op. grow a pair and make them do it.

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perdix 29

While they are down there, you ought to get out a roll of toilet paper and wipe their asses for them. Given their level of sloth, they probably don't do a thorough job of clean-up after they poop, and you don't want them getting diaper rash. Especially your wife.

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