Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Narcissistic parents

By wendy - 01/04/2021 10:59

Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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Morning conversation

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By UncleMonkey - 06/03/2015 06:18 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 21 May 2016 8:12

Makes you wonder if the wearing your trousers halfway down thing is so that other gangsters can check if you have clean underwear on.

sonasonic 34

Saturday 21 May 2016 8:13

At least you looked like a badass idiot.

Comments

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 21 May 2016 8:12

Makes you wonder if the wearing your trousers halfway down thing is so that other gangsters can check if you have clean underwear on.

Dragon1248 12

Saturday 21 May 2016 16:47

I found the truth is that it shows a man is available to bottom for another male during sex... :/

sonasonic 34

Saturday 21 May 2016 8:13

At least you looked like a badass idiot.

emeraldarcher74 30

Saturday 21 May 2016 8:23

Can I call you the Shitstah Gangstah?

chuka81 27

Saturday 21 May 2016 8:37

Why did you shit your pants?

LucyLollipop 22

Saturday 21 May 2016 8:51

He *sharted* his pants. There's a subtle difference there. Sharting is when you think you're innocently farting and it ends up being more than you expected. Beware, it can happen to anyone, anywhere, and always when you're least expecting it.

HoofHeartedBro 14

Saturday 21 May 2016 9:30

Never trust a fart

Rozay333 36

Saturday 21 May 2016 9:34

This happened to my brother like 2 days ago haha. He said it'd before too. Makes me wonder... lol

GrumpyGrinch 23

Saturday 21 May 2016 9:40

WOW, didn't know how to vote. Sure, FYL for having a problem, but this is more a FGangster'sL as the way the swag guys walk really looks that! Or... maybe... we have discovered the reason for it?