By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 722
You deserved it 2 213

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Makes you wonder if the wearing your trousers halfway down thing is so that other gangsters can check if you have clean underwear on.

At least you looked like a badass idiot.

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Makes you wonder if the wearing your trousers halfway down thing is so that other gangsters can check if you have clean underwear on.

I found the truth is that it shows a man is available to bottom for another male during sex... :/

At least you looked like a badass idiot.

Can I call you the Shitstah Gangstah?

Why did you shit your pants?

He *sharted* his pants. There's a subtle difference there. Sharting is when you think you're innocently farting and it ends up being more than you expected. Beware, it can happen to anyone, anywhere, and always when you're least expecting it.

Never trust a fart

This happened to my brother like 2 days ago haha. He said it'd before too. Makes me wonder... lol

WOW, didn't know how to vote. Sure, FYL for having a problem, but this is more a FGangster'sL as the way the swag guys walk really looks that! Or... maybe... we have discovered the reason for it?

You broke the code of silence. This makes you a stool pigeon.

it happens. there was already shit everywhere, so you should have just walked normal.

I guess it's safe to say you didn't choose the thug life.