Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML
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DioMaledica 14
The username lol!!
laxbro182 1
Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!
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Comments (216)
thisismerr 0
Like a boss
SlightlyUnstable 6
Well your gramps obviously knew how to party it up and let loose! Maybe you've inherited this and don't know about it yet. But come college...
NoH8_Stud_86 0
why FYL? while u may not have wanted to see him freeballin, you should be pretty amazed. I bet he's got some awesome stories. my grandma is 71, and smokes blunts on a semi-regular basis. and she's Awesome
_SuperBaDD_ 3
Dude That's Not An FML That's Awesome!!Ur Grandad Is EPIC!
kp4294 2
Way to go grandpa!!
Stormmm 6
Duuuuude.
gussyhomedog 0
How the hell is that an FML? That's an epic win!
CondomSense 4
I keep picturing Hatman McHazardmouse.. anyone else see what I'm seeing?
fooltemptress 36
I've never understood why people get mortified when they find out things their parents and grandparents did when they were younger. More than just looks are passed down in a person's DNA; personality traits are, too. Odds are, if you enjoy doing something, they probably enjoyed doing something similar (technology available permitting, of course). Also, unless you were adopted or otherwise not living with the people you consider your parents, you're sort of a walking advertisement to the fact your parents got laid.
buddyguyfriend 1
Shit happens when u party naked