Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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g_ayvel 11
I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T
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Comments (285)
Skelebitch 0
I wish my ex would have broken up with me so easily!
random1st 2
Take her to a public place and do it not over the phone
spottyblanket 8
Dumping someone by phone is horrible. Talk to her face to face, that's prob why she said that.
TColby 12
Women. Always telling us what to do.
b0ngs 7
Men. Always clueless at what to do.
TColby 12
Haha, that depends on what it is they're doing. Like, I don't have a clue about vehicles.
Bigboned38 0
Sleep with her sister, then she'll get the hint
10madirocks 6
Suggest the sister should join in sometime that'll either make her weirded out and want to break up or he's a lucky guy lol
Dracoboxer357 36
73- Or option #3: She proves how psychotic she really is when she kills her sister to "remove the competition" ;P 2 of these 3 possibilities don't achieve the desired end results OP is looking for. Poor odds if you ask me. ;)
Bigboned38 0
Good idea :)
weetjewat 14
Breaking up over the phone is soo 2011!
fentron 3
April fools!
ohemgefml 1
first comment on this account (:
b0ngs 7
Um a little late...
False_Stupidity 42
Likely the first buried comment on your account too... Doesn't that make you feel special?
KiddNYC1O 22
What's your other account, 54?
cookie_crumble89 11
This made me LOL
williamcarter93 13
dump her anyway.