Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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g_ayvel 11
I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T
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Comments (285)
GODert 8
April Fool's!!
betterNowThanLat 5
Today, I told my girlfriend it was over. She wouldn't let me break up with her. I think she thought it was a joke, or shes obsessed. FML
trololol6969 3
@30- Just ******* no dude... Way to ruin a Fml go end ur life.
betterNowThanLat 5
**** you .. wtf im just tryna make myself feel better. you dont know me / nor do you know what i go through. if anything go end ur life .. sack of shit -.-
trololol6969 3
Ahahahahahaha!! U mad Bro?
betterNowThanLat 5
im a GIRL. nobody asked for your opinion I was just trying to be funny .. not everyone has good jokes
trololol6969 3
I'm just trolling you.... It is April fools :)
betterNowThanLat 5
D: bad day for me .. my boyfriend just broke up with ME so im a bit depressed about it. idk why he let me go .. hes biploar
trololol6969 3
:( now I feel bad... I'm sorry. Hope you feel better.
betterNowThanLat 5
its alright .. I hope so too. I love him alot.. i guess that love wasnt enough /:
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Tell her specifically, "I'm breaking up with you." if that doesn't work, send her a video of you having a bonfire with all the stuff she gave you.
SirCharles83 13
How come no one just breaks up and goes their separate ways? People feel the need to burn things, go crazy, say no, or some other nonsensical bull shit.
AliceLockehart 18
If I break up with someone or they break up with me I'll usually give the stuff back, or donate it to charity. No need to be wasteful.
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Guys... I was totally not serious... Just because I didn't put "lol" or "haha" at the end of the comment doesn't mean you presume I was giving legitimate relationship advice. >.< Haha
sinking_fish 12
225- Seemed pretty serious to me.
Jkolbly 11
Denied.
blackheart24 10
I see why you want to dump her.
muurph 4
Give her "The Face". Maybe that will work.
lolcatt 0
lol it's true! she'll never want to talk to you again! its a known fact
The_Hitdude 12
Run while you can OP! THE BITCHES ARE COMING! THE BITCHES ARE COMING!
mrphychrs 5
why don't u grow up and dump her in person, act like u got a pair
slick5880 22
I was under the impression that this wasn't a group decision. Learn something new everyday.
lildudix3 0
My exboyfriend did that to me. But It happened in person. Most awkward moment ever.
trololol6969 3
No one asked you...
weetjewat 14
Haha, I couldn't help but laugh at your comment! Although it must have sucked at the time, it's a great story to tell your friends!
omzz05 2
U can't just call her nd say we need to break up give her a legitimate reason first. That's kinda low
betterNowThanLat 5
my boufriend broke up with me yesterday. His reason? I love him too much. I guess some people don't appreciate what they have .. I told him "what did i do to deserve this?" he said "shut the **** up nobody cares." ..... he didnt even have a good reason.. just felt like i had to share this for some reason.
omzz05 2
Ya that's beyond low well look at the bright side there's someone waitin for the love you will give him. Grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side :)
betterNowThanLat 5
Yeah your right. I been on and off with him for a while and im finally strong enough to realize i dont need him :) .. i want love though. i wanna be happy
omzz05 2
You'll find it soon b :)
betterNowThanLat 5
^_^ hopefully.