Miscellaneous: Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never...

By jada - 04/01/2012 23:29 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

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By Bun - 11/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found out that while I was attending AA meetings to help understand how to help my boyfriend of 7 years when he got back from rehab, that he was not in rehab at all. He was on vacation. With his wife. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 216

By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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You deserved it 488

3mi1y_ 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:38

that's not something you wanna hear :( at least he has the decency to find help!

superrobrob 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:38

Dude.

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fuzz97 23

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:59

...alrighty then.

lisey517 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:06

if he really is in rehab, you should ask his mom for the address and write him a letter saying that you're glad he's getting help and you support him in his recovery. if you do... I know it would mean a lot to him. source: been in rehab, it's very lonely.

Tyger44 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:27

Ah fmlers do have hearts..

Meowingtons500 18

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:06

It sucks that he didn't tell you OP, maybe he was trying to protect you from his dark secret... At least he's getting the help he needs. :)

redmnky21 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:06

how oblivious are u that u didn't know he's a heroin user... did u think those dots on his arm was a rash?

idiothater1 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 11:33

How oblivious are you that you think the arm is the only injecting point?

ShatteredRubiks 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:22

You can smoke it too.. injecting isn't the only way.

deequu 20

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:13

You can also inject through eye.

tobedd 13

Monday 30 January 2012 8:39

How oblivious are you thinking that addicts can't easily cover something like that up.

lexajordan33 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 23:47

some people snort it. it took months to find out my nephew was on it even though he lived with me. he never got track marks. talking shit to someone who is going through a bad time is douchy.

Acaprice14 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:07

Does he happen to be a police dog from Spooner Street?

shannonstripes 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:37

he sniffed coke. facts -.-

SilverGTP99 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 10:51

You would know for a fact.. Wouldn't you.. ^

shannonstripes 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:37

yes. giant family guy nerd.

kateheartswaffle 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:15

At least he's getting help.

drooby 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 9:53

My best mate became a user and he tried hiding it from me. Within a week I could tell he was on it. If u didn't no he was taken it then u are on ur own Lil planet and probs the reason he takes it. U can spot a H user miles away