Pants on fire
Today, I found out that while I was attending AA meetings to help understand how to help my boyfriend of 7 years when he got back from rehab, that he was not in rehab at all. He was on vacation. With his wife. FML
Today, I found out that while I was attending AA meetings to help understand how to help my boyfriend of 7 years when he got back from rehab, that he was not in rehab at all. He was on vacation. With his wife. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out the guy I've been pursuing for six months doesn't date people in recovery. That's literally how we met. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend messaging flirty texts with one of the nurses who cared for him while he was in inpatient rehabilitation at the VA Medical Center for alcohol abuse. Not to mention he is back drinking daily. I suck at relationships. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I found out that my son (17) lied about not being able to get the time off from his job for our family vacation and has been partying and screwing his girlfriend while we're thousands of miles away. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that my fiance has been cheating on me. We have an 8 month-old baby together. I've been trying to help him get sober again and have done my best to be a great partner, but apparently some other girl is more important than the family he was creating. FML
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genuinegoodguy 9
You’re plainly better off without him but more importantly you have shown yourself to be kind and selfless which is both fantastic and rare. With such lovely traits you will certainly do a lot better.
RichardPencil 30
You went to the wrong AA meeting. Instead of Alcoholics Anonymous, you should have gone to Asshole Acquaintances.
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genuinegoodguy 9
You’re plainly better off without him but more importantly you have shown yourself to be kind and selfless which is both fantastic and rare. With such lovely traits you will certainly do a lot better.
nemcali 34
You sound like a loving and caring person. Your (hopefully ex) not so much :(
RichardPencil 30
You went to the wrong AA meeting. Instead of Alcoholics Anonymous, you should have gone to Asshole Acquaintances.
tounces7 27
Time for his wife to find out she married a manipulative psychopath.
Jaymail 18
In 7 years were you ever over to his house? I’ll bet you weren’t. I’ll bet his home has all sorts of evidence of him being married. GIANT red flag. I have just one question: “How stupid are you?”
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Well he sure as **** doesn’t deserve you and someone should let his wife know she’s too god for him too.