Fellas, is it gay to drink Mountain Dew?

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 18:01

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Today, I was lying in bed when my sister came home. She had a Mountain Dew, so of course I asked for some. She then told me she just sucked dick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 940
You deserved it 400

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Sweetie 5

At least she told you before you drank it.

I respect her honesty. You should too cause she gave you a warning you didn't want but surely as hell needed. 🤣 It might have been possible she sucked dick for the Mountain Dew as well.

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Sweetie 5

At least she told you before you drank it.

diraven 15

How much could she really backwash though, am I right?

I respect her honesty. You should too cause she gave you a warning you didn't want but surely as hell needed. 🤣 It might have been possible she sucked dick for the Mountain Dew as well.

It is possible that sister came up with a way to keep the Mountain Dew to herself by inventing a story…

that's what I would've done. you want mountain dew? get up off your lazy ass and get your own

Statistics show that nearly half of people who have ever had Mointain Dew will at some point suck a dick. The stats don't lie, drink at your peril!

bleachedraven 14

🤣

Dissapointment 11

Statistics also show that 98.6% of them are men 😳

At least you have a future bargaining chip. Throw in a hummer from your sister and you'll get all kinds of discounts.