Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
At 9AM sharp, march into his office and vomit all over his desk. Then see how long he wants you to stay.
catatonicsleep 17
Saying you'd been puking since 3am could imply you'd been out drinking which you would still have to go to work, you should have made it clearer you were sick.
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Comments (75)
c27muskrat 0
that's when you call him back and say "hell no my husband has two jobs! I don't need this!"
swagerific227 0
Rochelle FTW I love everybody hates chris :D
supermegan6 1
what the **** is wrong with that guy?!?! >:
sircyrelle 0
You're totally sucks!
suckmyassitsmell 0
Grammar? Ability to form complete sentances? Sense of humor? Boss? Immune system? What the hell are you trying to tell OP?!?!
jumping_duckie 0
lol 'sentances'
DoctorDictator 0
Call off and say to your boss... A) **** You, I'm not working, or B) I'm too sick to work.
amarie2009 22
Go to work, puke on his desk then go home!!!
tom_es 3
it should teach you to stop asking for permition
maybaybe 0
I'd hate to have your boss.
ErnieEffinC 0
agreed
ppriscilla 0
i agree dont make up excuses that makes you sound irresponsible
NotMyDay92 0
The way the economy is atm take advantage of work. I know many people who can't even find a job, suck it up princess.
deerescu 1
hahahah