By gb739 - 19/01/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
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DocBastard 38
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At 9AM sharp, march into his office and vomit all over his desk. Then see how long he wants you to stay.

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catatonicsleep 17
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Saying you'd been puking since 3am could imply you'd been out drinking which you would still have to go to work, you should have made it clearer you were sick.

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bigantennaemay 3

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soysauce1208 18

your boss is a bitch :|

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mayrow1_fml 0
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It all depends on what his job is. Just because you can do it at your job doesn't mean that his job is the same way.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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I went to work sick once, needless to say I threw up in the water cooler before passing out and pissing myself. Got the rest of the day off. Best day ever!

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maxtheman 0
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44- LOL win

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lindsaymiedema 4
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you should just go to work and throw up all over his desk and his face and demand to go home. orelse threaten to vomit on him again!

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ItsmeRJ_ 0
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What use is a sick employee? Your better off at home then throwing up everywere.

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jewjewB 0

yea I would be calling him back and sayin " your not serious right and then purposely barf so he can hear it"

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catatonicsleep 17
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Saying you'd been puking since 3am could imply you'd been out drinking which you would still have to go to work, you should have made it clearer you were sick.

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DocBastard 38
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At 9AM sharp, march into his office and vomit all over his desk. Then see how long he wants you to stay.

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bigbadtim 7
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Stay for the day, or stay employed?

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BeastNerd 3

Hahahahahaha. That really sucks balls, though. FYL

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bigbadtim 7
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If your sick then just tell you boss that you are taking a sick day. You don't need to go into anry details about your situation.

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Ninjafriends 1

No kidding. It's a little pathetic, and even suspicious, if someone tries to dress it up and beg for sympathy. Just be straightforward.

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suckmyassitsmell 0

He is probably excited because he's one of those guys that really enjoys people throwing up on him. Go ahead, make his day.

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FMLephant 2

Cosby sweater fan? I guess it's possible.

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perdix 29

He rightly figured that your stomach is empty now and you should be able to work even though you still have dry heaves. Yes, dry heaves can be a bitch, but they are OK in the eyes of the janitorial staff. Next time, don't give out the time of puking info.

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BogJuan 5
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I wonder when he called his boss. Did he call at 3:01?

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El_patron 0
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Puke at his face

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emilyxorawr 3

you're boss sucks. FYL.

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Ninjafriends 1

You are boss sucks

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