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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

19%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

15%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

14%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

20%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

23%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

45%
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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L4urenz's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mmv / Friday 18 September 2009 00:02 / United States

Today, after not going out in over a year, I finally agreed to go out with some friends. I had a lot of fun and was very happy, up until when I was on my way back home and I noticed my car's sunroof had been stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Pandafriend - / Sunday 24 January 2016 18:42 / Mexico - Mexico

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mouse_13 - / Friday 15 January 2016 06:28 / United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Notfamous - / Wednesday 2 December 2015 22:18 / United States - West Point

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HiImAlfredo - / Sunday 14 September 2014 18:47 / United States - Hampton

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Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

Santa Claus

Inception

I like your style

The Mixer

What'ch'all looking at?

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Consolation prize

A new thumb

Judgmental

It's in the can!

Profile completed

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time

50 quality comments

42

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Beginner