Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
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fadingaway 17
YDI. Getting burned should teach you to be careful around stoves.
FYLDeep 26
You're stupid. You should have had water running over that burn to prevent it from getting worse. You should only apply burn cream after that. You shouldn't have been patiently waiting by the stove at least.
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Comments (53)
petrolhead 12
what are you smoking these days?
kweenbitch 0
your from Oklahoma, so stating the obvious that your a moron is no use. YDI dumbass.
stewpididiot 11
would that be a 'OKsymoron' ??
DakotaCat 4
you're doing it all wrong! You gotta do it like Spongebob!
Dianaand_u_4evr 0
omg, chill o_o you dont have to go RAMPAGE. Why should he die for burning his/herslef ACCIDENTLY -.- Calm your **** And op, seriously about the burn, but why stay in the kitchen? and you could've went and got the burn cream yourslef. its not like the stove totally made you unable to walk. :o maybe you are in a wheelchair, if so; am sorry D;
FriendlyFires 0
me and meh friend,Julie,said and we approve of this message that you are a TRUE DUMBASS,DUMBASS
ndm777 0
You need to stay out of the kitchen.
JManHobbs 0
Simply put, you're a ******* idiot.
joolz_au 2
dumbass!!
lalolalololalalo 0
cool story bro
MitchellK 3
dumbass