Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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macgruberiscool 0
tell her to stop being a b**ch and kick your "best friend" 's ass
cobain_fml 0
**** bag
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Comments (160)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@81 I'm on my phone it doesn't work thank u tho(:
FFML_314 12
Yes, it does work. You were obviously just on a computer. Considering that you not only changed your picture, but you replied just fine up there. Besides, you can reply from the app. I don't like flies!
THEmuffinpan 0
you can change your picture on the app too...
hatemylife2234 0
What a bitch.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@84 I have things to do I have the app on my phone I changed it and got off now I'm on my phone and that's not the point of the saying
FFML_314 12
Lol, no the point is, even if you're on the app, there's a reply button. it's in the bottom right corner, it's a little curvy arrow.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
not on mine. if I reply it alway replies to
FFML_314 12
You have to wait 2 minutes before re-commenting. That's why your comments end up at the bottom. If you hit reply and it says anti-flood protection, don't keep hitting send. Wait a minute, hit reply and then hit send.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
no like there's no arrow is a little notepad with a pencil it's different on verizon phones otherwise I would
FFML_314 12
WTF, that's bogus business!
paradox91 0
YDI for not knocking the bitch on her ass, you ass.
jdfml90 0
****, she's a bitch, and I can't believe friends ever do this to eachother. well actually I know they do, but you should cut both those ******* out your life
perdix 31
She's right. If you had a pair, she wouldn't have to get her needs for testicles filled somewhere else. It's funny that girls do have this need for balls, because most of them don't know what to do with them.
julie3841 11
oh but the world would've ended if you cheated on her. some girls...oh well, at least she's gone. you have a pretty shitty best friend btw
justj2010 0
This is why hoes get bitchslapped.