Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
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Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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macgruberiscool 0
tell her to stop being a b**ch and kick your "best friend" 's ass
cobain_fml 0
**** bag
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Comments (160)
teulito 0
wow
DevilWearsPrado 0
I bet your **** radar went haywire :) but yeah what a bitch
Wtfmlib 0
this is how bitches turn into Tina turner
laser100 1
your ex is an evil coniving slutty little butch ***** and deserves an ass whooping that will put her in the hospital
tcj2010 5
karma is a bitch
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for taking a year to break up with her. YDI for dating a fornicator. YDI for having a best friend who is a fornicator. YDI for not ******* her properly IF you even fornicated at all, and if you didn't, then YDI for NOT fornicating. YDI for needing to grow a pair.
BeachPanda 0
yah, but he still probably hasnt grown a pair :/
NFL333 0
if u said killem there's something wrong with u and u should grow a pair kick his ass
prettypink786 7
wow hahah FYL....how can you be so stupid and not notice you GF was cheating on you....and you for having a ***** for a GF....well x-GF
princessDee 0
u should tell her she already did for u lol! she's a real bitch for doin tat though://