Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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Top comments
macgruberiscool 0
tell her to stop being a b**ch and kick your "best friend" 's ass
cobain_fml 0
**** bag
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Comments (160)
jdawg2010 0
did she sing ke$ha's song, too?
taytoc 10
jeez my bitch detector is going wild
yabadabado 9
Did u tell her shes a **** and then kick her in the vajaja?
sethm51 6
you didnt kill them both?
writergirl23 19
I would have told her to grow a pair of JJ size boobs and jump off a cliff
xxEternalRain 13
What a bitch! Good thing you broke up with her
zomgbies 17
did you break up with her while sniveling like a bitch? if yes, then YDI. if not, wow she is stupid and you're better off
SiraSiemens 21
wow shes right you should have grown a pair and smacked her clear across the face. cheating is one thing, cheating with the best friend is a lot worse. cheating with the best friend and then emasculating you by telling you not to sweat it and grow a pair? ho-ly **** :s