Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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macgruberiscool 0
tell her to stop being a b**ch and kick your "best friend" 's ass
cobain_fml 0
**** bag
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Comments (160)
SCB_fml 0
**** Her .
Trollz4daLULZ 2
AFTER the breakup?!
xxniteskie 1
lmao^
AlexMercer_ 0
sure, just like the giraffe you formicated with :P
Felecorr 0
As someone said earlier: YDI for having two sacks of shit as the closest people to you. Either way, FYL for having to date a dirty smutbag for a year. To everyone saying he should have ****** her better: Cheaters will cheat regardless of if they have the good stuff right at home. They get a kick out of it. But if that was the problem, YDI.
lawlatyourfml 0
YDI for not dumping her dumbass as soon as it got suspicious.. and i agree what with 61 said. everything he said. at least you're not in jail for double homicide like i would be.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@65 i'm dissrespectful I'm not rude like u
FFML_314 12
The 2 go hand in hand.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*disrespectful Do you even know what that word means?
dodgewama 0
Apparently not , she had just insulted her self TWICE !
ThugNastys 0
i see your real good at choosing your bestfriends and girlfriends.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@71 either way I would appreciate a little respect i was never rude to u before
FFML_314 12
You are a confused little girl. You can't call yourself disrespectful and then say "I would appreciate a little respect" Besides, this is the internet and if you can't handle me being a smart ass than you're not going to last long here.
justsayfuck 5
What's up with all this 'best friends' bullshit? Jeez, all those fake real life shows and series with slutty girlfriends and unloyal best friends give Americans a bad reputation already, try breaking the stereotypes and find some real friends.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@74 sorry I'm not mean like u(:
FFML_314 12
You don't have to apologize. Not everyone can be as awesome as me. :] It truly takes years of practice.
Felecorr 0
Thats what you think. o_O
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@76 just a hint of advice u catch more flies with honey than vinegar
justsayfuck 5
Using the reply button might make life easier for everyone :)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Why would anyone WANT to catch flies?!