College is gross.

By BarefootNoMore - 17/11/2017 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, I forgot to wear my shower shoes to my dorm shower. I didn’t think it was a huge deal until I walked in and stepped in something. On closer inspection, I realized that I stepped, barefoot, in someone's jizz. FML
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Top comments

I hope you didn’t have any tiny cuts on your feet — you could get pregnant!

TeachAllTheMath 19

Shower shoes at college are a non-negotiable.

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****... the huge new explosion that will have all your friends excited to try it. Don’t just bare rub it... **** it, for all your hard to soft needs.

I hope you didn’t have any tiny cuts on your feet — you could get pregnant!

It’s not that bad once you get used to it. ^~^”

snailsinyourtea 15
Lobby_Bee 17

Could be nasel mucus mixed with a little bit of dove body wash. Does that make you feel a little bit better?

That's far from the worst thing you could've stepped in. People pee in showers, and I've heard stories about shit in showers, too.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Shower shoes at college are a non-negotiable.

Hey, dudes gotta clean the pipes somehow!

EnvyMe33 26

It’s supposed to be good for your skin

TeachAllTheMath 19

Unless they have herpes or chlamydia or something!