Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and...

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:15

If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.

meltingwalls 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:17

You deserve it. badly.

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JessTrek 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:35

Well there you go. Don't go around being a pretentious, self-centered bitch.

PumpkinTarte 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:37

There should be a So the **** What? button. YDI for being a pretentious, self-centered bitch!

zap_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:39

How is this a FML? If he bought it he should get it back. Get your head out of your ass and stop being so wingey.

Cattiva 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:00

Be ready to go away with/in what you came... In the girl possition it looks like the guy is so miserable, but I think, he have the law to take back his presents.

lexiBRo 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:14

Not unless he claims he lent her the phone. The law does not protect gift givers who change their mind.

scorpiogirl666 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:00

YDI! What did you expect? You dumped him! So get over it!

priit 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:05

OP is pathetic; why is this FML in first place?

spillproof 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:06

He don't want you like a PETA wants a hamburger

girandwogpig 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:53

Well worded #22

Amphysvena 11

Monday 20 July 2009 0:00

this was actually very badly worded.

Narwhal234 6

Saturday 7 May 2011 13:26

Good one #22

rainbowchelle 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:17

Um..okay? What the hell were you expecting? Did I misread the FML, because I thought that you broke up with him, which should mean that you don't want to be with him anymore, not that you wanted to force him to beg to keep you.

Snorlax_Snarf 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 9:32

No, she broke up with him so she could be a bitch and expect for him to be a touched person. She broke up with him roses if he would try 2 win her back

FPsLife 5

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:52

I don't think she wanted to get back with him. I think she just wanted to hear him begging and then laugh at whatever "lame" thing he came up with. A pox on you, missy.

BirdieC 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:03

Maybe she was just expecting for him to beg her back because it's something he would do or because he didn't want to break up? It doesn't necessarily mean she WANTED him to beg her back.