Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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lyndis_fml 0
If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.
meltingwalls 0
You deserve it. badly.
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Comments (94)
BrownieBoy90 0
Some of you people are so critical, are people not allowed to break up with each other nowadays?
lexiBRo 0
Most people aren't saying it was wrong of her to breakup with him. They are complaining that she is on a major ego trip and broke up with him just so he would have to beg her not to leave him.
burb_fml 0
YDI, so, so much.
edthered 0
Hahahaha, serves you right for being an attention seeking ***** really, doesn't it?
Ashleigh_85 0
When I broke up with my boyfriend I was expecting him to come after me, he treated me so badly and so terriblely I just couldn't go through it any more and called it off, he wanted nothing to do with me and I didn't hear from him for 5 days but he came back and apologized and said he will change his ways, I didn't expect him to say that he couldnt live without me bla bla bla lame movie bullshit but just that he was sorry and that he loves me which was what he did =) oh and we got back together too. =D Give him a day or two to calm down and don't expect anything, then you aren't disappointed.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Oh gawd that sounds stupid
JennyyBennyy 0
FML? not one bit.
fenrisulfr 0
just give him the cellphone, or don't.
mattmag 0
YDI for stealing his phone
Dark_Pingu 0
Lol. Loser.
palmtrees 1
well at least your username seems accurate?
ClumsyJason 3
Lmao. I would have done the same ;)