Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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lyndis_fml 0
If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.
meltingwalls 0
You deserve it. badly.
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Comments (94)
phoebe333 2
Did you give it back?
newburton13 26
I hope you drove off.
torch433 1
YDI big time
Yolandababy2 14
I would of dropped his shit in water or drive off with it
Michaelaarnett 22
Drop his probably at least 300 dollar phone into a puddle of water? If you did that i would demand enough money to get a replacement, or sue her. It's his property, NOT hers. And she probably was a self absorbed b*tchy woman that broke up with him cause he wouldn't wait on her hand and foot.
judea95 16
Don't give it back!
DevilsAltair 8
"To see the speech he has to win me over"? Attention *****
dccomics94 12
Hey sweetheart, YDI. Grow up and stop being an attention *****. If you thought he'd want you at all after breaking up with him, you aren't just an attention *****, you're a stupid attention *****.
SexyMexi21 23
Should have kept going. Well since you stopped. run iver his foot and keep going. What makes you think he's going to give you a heart felt speech?
LoveNnyl 23
Get over yourself.
Dr_Awesome654 24
Why would you have his cell phone?