Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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vrossie_ 15
Can't you call then cops for that? ..
123amanda123 14
the poor hamster! :(
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Comments (297)
False_Stupidity 42
**** the hamsters life... Wait... ex-life?, unlife? Meh!
MyS3lf 24
I really hope you reported that, this kind of stuff definitely needs to be on her record, and she clearly needs help. Good call breaking up with her though.
slappomatt 4
I'm just wondering who is of dating age and still has a hamster?
dispwned 8
Please, tell me you called the cops on that crazy bitch for breaking and entering and animal cruelty... Even if you don't have any physical proof, you just need to tell them that you just broke up with her because she was abusive, and that should at least something to get them started. If she's as unbalanced as she sounds, it should be easy enough to prove it was her.
hollywoodt1ts 15
Why the hamster???? I'm so confused!! FYL, OP!!
Callilah 13
Ehh:( no. She is mental....!
doglover100 29
Call the cops, she'll get several charges brought on her.
vffjvsegb 11
She needs major help...
Dcm210 19
Crazy women.
starsfan326 12
WTF!!!!!!!