Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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vrossie_ 15
Can't you call then cops for that? ..
123amanda123 14
the poor hamster! :(
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Comments (297)
bestofbritish93 8
My god :/ I'm ashamed to be a woman sometimes, definite restraining order needed and I'd go to the police she should have charges brought against her for breaking and entering and animal cruelty, your poor hamster and poor you OP :(
merryhappy1887 20
I would bash her face in
loveingit 7
WTH!!! Call the cops and move if you can. Wow for real WTH
Llama_Face89 34
110- They certainly claim to be..
simsgirlgem 25
OP I am so sorry I get a restraining order and for any jerks who will say things like stop being a pansy trust me women can be just as bad as men my mother was that way to my father who has heart problems until he finally had enough and left
frod0 10
What the ****???? Call the cops! I'm sorry OP :( you deserve better
kingcola 1
You must have taken the hamster and stuck it right up her ass!
Steffi 26
Poor hamster :'(.
JakePower98 5
I don't even want to think of something that bad. If someone did that to one of my pets I think I'd end up doing worse to them
ruckfules85 34
KILL THE BITCH