Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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vrossie_ 15
Can't you call then cops for that? ..
123amanda123 14
the poor hamster! :(
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Comments (297)
Isa_fml 20
Oh, God. :( I'm so sorry. Poor little hammy. Call the police!
BMurphy55 1
Oh shit that bitch is ******* crazy!!!
BubbaJ80 11
There's two offenses there that she can be arrested for. Breaking and entering and animal cruelty
lazy_girl 12
Picture this: you're chillin' out, minding your own business (probably munching on sunflower seeds or something) when suddenly, four sharp prongs simultaneously impale your body... it's the most excruciating pain you've ever felt as the cold metal pierces your heart, lungs, brain and stomach. Praying for mercy, you briefly struggle and flail to free yourself from death's icy grip, but now your innards are pouring out everywhere and you're practically swimming in your own blood. As you succumb to your wounds and give up the futile fight for your life, all you can think is: "What have I done to deserve this?" ... Nothing, little hamster... you did nothing to deserve this :( RIP.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Wow... and I thought MY ex was bad... this is absolutely horrendous. I don't even have words for how appalling and disgusting this is.
tbabyfosho 7
call the cops on that psycho. what the hell is wrong with people???
VibratingMeerkat 22
Oh my god :o poor hamster! I am so sorry to hear about this, you should probably get a restraining order
lovepink2013 2
yeah. she took that way to far !!!!!
dabum18 5
Call the police have the psycho arrested
phoneYuNOlisten 16
You can sue for trespassing, I don't know about the hamster, destruction of property?