Love: Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous"...

By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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g00nie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:16

You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?

theanonymoose 3

Monday 21 September 2009 12:17

Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.

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PoeticPixie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:38

As romantic as that may have seemed, unless she was a middle schooler, girls don't want gifts from a 'secret admirer'. They want guys to grow some balls and say that they're interested. I'd be much more impressed by a guy who came straight out and said he liked me, as opposed to one who anonymously left flowers on my doorstep. That would probably creep me out and make me think I had a stalker or something. You completely deserve it.

TheRoker 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:43

Damn man sorry

iamelrebel 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:54

DUMBASS... That's why you don't put anonymous. Grow a pair and put your real name next time.

ohJeeznotme 7

Monday 21 September 2009 17:05

Man up and get them delivered straight TO her with your NAME. If you want to play guessing games go back to preschool.

proud_liberal 0

Monday 21 September 2009 17:10

I hope the guy going out with her now is black. we own your white women, don't u forget it

jessicaiscool 0

Monday 21 September 2009 17:19

wow that's just so retarded o.O so if you think that u'd mention "anonymous", she's gonna know it's you..? you should at least learn from the other fml's that this is not the way to roll with a girl you like.. YDI, big time.