Burnout Fail!

By FML Approved - 23/09/2017 21:00 - United States - New York

It's hard to go back once you've taken matters too far... What was your worst slip?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:20

This all must have started with one of them saying "watch this!"

CorpsmanUp88 21

Sunday 24 September 2017 4:27

Almost but before that I bet they said "Hold my beer," first. IDK if they are english.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:20

This all must have started with one of them saying "watch this!"

CorpsmanUp88 21

Sunday 24 September 2017 4:27

Almost but before that I bet they said "Hold my beer," first. IDK if they are english.

Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 10:51

Love it!

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Today, my girlfriend won't stay over at my apartment anymore. Why? Because she saw a few roaches. Pest control comes every week and I spray every other day, so there's only so much I can about it. The worst part is now it's extremely difficult to spend time together because she lives with her mom and sister, who argue nonstop. FML

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Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML

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Today, I've been doing some of the duties of an ex-coworker who resigned a month ago. Now they've given her position to someone else, who doesn't even have the experience all because she "looks the part more." Apparently, I need to "get laser eye surgery, get on Jenny Craig, and buy 'curl tamer shampoo'" to get promoted. FML

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Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

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Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

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Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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Today, I finally met the cute guy that I've been talking to for the last 3 weeks. Turns out "5'8"" was a really big exaggeration for "5"3' in boots'. FML

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