Today, my girlfriend explained to me that when we have sex regularly, I'm in a noticeably better mood than when we don't have sex. Apparently, that means I'm immature, and she's questioning the value of our relationship. I thought it was normal for sex to make people happy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Today, my fiancee told me she felt horny and was excited for bed, then got mad when I seemed indifferent. I'd be more interested if she didn't constantly wind me up by talking about sex, then get cold feet the second we're alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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Chazzster 32
GF seems to not be very bright or is very naive. Either she will come to understand that sex is an important part of most adult relationships or she will be left out.., OP, it might just be that GF is not feeling the same level of satisfaction from sex as you are. You may need some honest and open communication to see what she needs or expects if her needs aren’t being met. It’s pretty rare for a woman to achieve ****** from just penetration.
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Chazzster 32
GF seems to not be very bright or is very naive. Either she will come to understand that sex is an important part of most adult relationships or she will be left out.., OP, it might just be that GF is not feeling the same level of satisfaction from sex as you are. You may need some honest and open communication to see what she needs or expects if her needs aren’t being met. It’s pretty rare for a woman to achieve ****** from just penetration.