By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
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hobozrule 4

y would u shoot him while he was on the roof

what is a sniper gun you mean sniper rifle and you are just retarded to shoot anyone on a roof


TheDrifter 23

Obviously target acquisition isn't your specialty. I hope your inner Ninja is strong or you're about to get a whooping.

firegecko123 0


rallets 22

did he at least have lightweight pro?

I don't think he used a varible zoom either... must of used acog

Marathon perk would be more helpful.

? I don't speak marsian

rallets 22

for no fall damage? i get the 2 mixed up

you had it right

YourMomsFml 0

he probably used steady aim

what the fuck is with all this army talk shit?!

rallets 22

then why am i getting thumbs down?

Jvr91 8

he has no inner ninja if he can't tell people apart.

#60 it's gamer speak. i'd interpret but i only speak a little gamer and it's mmorpg dialect. they are speaking shooter dialect.

CALL OF DUTY. BONERIFIC. uhm, just sayin....

CALL OF DUTY. BONERIFIC. uhm, just sayin....

lol it's comando pro guys

rallets 22

^ holy shit, can it be? it?...nahhhh, cant be....right? i know its not commando pro tho lol

Kenik 6

I just want to know if he had Second Chance Pro because then the guy could nail him when he runs away because he thought he killed him!

no it is commando pro. after the second level up for commando it's commando pro. I never used lightweight but I never had fall damage with commando pro.

he coulda spawn tomahawked him :p

60 and 38, that's actually the American dialect of english

lukehappygilmore 4

it's gamer talk. it's Call of Duty. it's Commando Pro for Modern Warfare 2. it's Lightweight Pro for Black Ops. Anyways, that is freaking amazing, lol that's a fail/win. either way it's EPIC

Roof dude ghost pro?

Kenik 6

COD Black COps!? Clearly there are no Black COps in this game!!! XP

Clearly if he got the nuke, none of this would have happened.

rallets 22


do20ss 4

clear case of playing on hardcore, he shot his teammate at the objective which was on the roof, he was planting the bomb, if it woulda hit him and he stayed on the roof, it woulda been core not hardcore, lol COLTS

Fuck this shit, I'm sticking to juggernaut.

OP - steady aim guy who fell off roof -commando perk. foo.

Fuck black ops, Its all about pillowfights, girlscout cookies and nintendo 64

^only if you can do all 3 at the same time. (MW2 > black ops)

he used a zeus cannon

MW2> Black OPs.

this is easy as protien stains, nova gassed and was disoriented :D

carcinogan 0

Sleight of Hand yo!!! marathon, hacker, ghost, and omg especially commando!!! BEAST!!! CoD4>MW2>Black Ops.

Jvr91 8

life>mw2>black ops

Guitar360 4

Dude you need warlord pro so you can have good sights and a silencer, that way even if you screw up he won't know where you are lol

hobozrule 4

y would u shoot him while he was on the roof

hobozrule 4

y would u shoot him while he was on the roof

Why wouldn't you?  All's fair in love & war.

mendozaale 0

exactly #4 said it perfectly :)

he was probably a Mexican.

ouch, I'm sure that hurts

no dip it hurts I shot myself with a paint ball in my foot not on purpose it hurt ALOT I think u should get some glasses

it's an airsoft gun. not paintball gun.

ya, airsoft pellets lose speed almost as soon as they exit the barrel. to balance that out manufacturers can make it leave the barrel however fast they want it. paintball is set 280-300 fps

Too much call of duty....

minktheshrink 0

hey genius, any projectile loses speed as it flies through the air. it's called drag for a reason.

86, no dip?? really? Good one

WallyTheWombat 0

129, he meant they lose significant speed. Most airsoft guns put a spin on the pellet to keep it in the air longer. I've got a pretty beast airsoft sniper that can accurately hit a can from about 40 ft away. My brother shot me point blank with it and it left a blood welt.

Dude, you aren't going to shoot shit with a made in China 400 feet/second 12 gram pieces of plastic. You probably got lucky.

it was a paintball gun but it was like a foot away from my foot lol and it did hurt

Imagine from the same distance, but in the head, near the eye.

Lmao, Next time, check & make sure before you shoot OP! Looks like you've just started another airsoft war thenn Haha, Better luck with this one!

& before anyone shouts at me..I'm just kidding ^ yeh, shootin at someone on the roof was a pretty dumb idea.. :L sorry OP!

#15 Haha, Why, Thank you very muchh  Glad you agree 

did you just have a conversation with yourself?

That would be me, sorry guys my bad! Come on sillyindiangirl back to your cell.

#15 Haha, Why, Thank you very muchh  Glad you agree 

maybe she was trying to fill it up with humor? so c'mon man don't be that harsh.

Guys.. She was just making a joke.. She's kinda blonde xD But seriously get lost that's my friend /: Be nice..

rallets 22

she was hogging up all my space so i let her out

#69 kinda hard to take that serious with your post number :p

Kinda hard to take you seriously when you have the mentality of a 12 year old.

what is a sniper gun you mean sniper rifle and you are just retarded to shoot anyone on a roof

mrs_mac07 0

for sure a sniper rifle not gun. I hate when people say gun. its a weapon!! marines suck btw. GO ARMY!!

uhh, srry to burst ur little bubble #119, but army, navy, marines, air force and basically any type of force fighting for their country are the best. they are fighting for ur freedom (US's case), and just fighting for their country and the ppl of it. there is no "best"............

i meant no force that "sucks"... srry :/

FFAffliction 0

127 = awesome! you can be anti-war, but do not disrespect the men fighting for your freedom.

Prankster7o7 5

Marines suck? I dare you to go up to a US Marine and say that, retired or not. Those men have given their time and sacrificed for you to have the right to say stuff like that, same goes for EVERY branch of the military, I'm thinking you were joking but that's really not something to joke about, it's disrespectful.

I agree with you 100% on the gun thing, and the fact that this guys a retard.

119, i can tell just by reading your post that you are either current or former army. i agree with #5 -- it's a sniper rifle, but the army way of demanding that you say "weapon" instead of "gun" or "rifle" is all semantics. it's ostentatious at best; really, *anything* can be a weapon. but...from an army vet to another...hi! :D |the kid|

mrs_mac07 0

you freakin idiots if you would look at my picture you would see that we are an army family! duh! of course I support our military. it was a joke. every branch jokes around with other branches saying they better. open your eyes before you speak.

mrs_mac07 0

thank you 160 for looking into the situation before speaking.

FFAffliction 0

I realized you were joking around 119, I was just saying that before any arrogant asshole posted something disrespecting veterans or any current members of the armed forces.

all in know is marine snipers are the best snipers

119: you're still an idiot

That's why you don't snipe someone unless you truely know who it is. Then it's ok.

Is the OP related to Dick Cheny in any way? That was my first question.

regardless of who it was you shouldnt be shooting someone who is up on the roof. FYL for being so stupid.

variable66 0

One shot one felony nice job

nice, jail time will do you great!

300 win mag > airsoft use a real sniper rifle

I bet he whooped your ass later. A punishment YDI

xbella 8