Elaborate backstory

By lordoftheweird - 05/06/2024 15:00 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, I found out both my parents are career criminals. My dad expects me to join the "family business" and my mom has decided that they'll "never get her alive." FML
I agree, your life sucks 517
You deserved it 93

Same thing different taste

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Wadlaen 23

Sounds like this could be a good action comedy! Good luck!

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Wadlaen 23

Sounds like this could be a good action comedy! Good luck!

Birth is not the same as fate. Get the hell out of there as soon as you can before the whole house of cards comes tumbling down.