Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML
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Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
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starry_eyed 0
Wow...was it really that ugly? I've love to see a picture, because the dress in my head is absolutely disgusting.
perdix 31
Was it RALPH Lauren?
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Comments (43)
gothic_cat_lady 0
...what kind of dress pattern looks like vomit?
Nakedsquirrel 5
[god damnit]
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
not an fml just shows you have a very bad fashion sense
erinreneehealey 0
this would be a designer fail, not so much the consumer fail
LyricalChaos 0
The designer is only partly to blame for making such a terrible dress; on the other hand, the OP deserves it even more so for lacking the common sense to not buy something so hideous.
toink 0
Amy Winehouse, is it you?
Bright_Lights 14
I was thinking more Malin Akerman? http://showbiz.sky.com/weeks-worst-dressed-110
perdix 31
If it were Amy Winehouse, it would be real vomit on the dress.
andyroxs 2
you, sir, are awesome.
Feklfekl2222 32
She's back as a ghost!!! Run........ Aaargh bleugh yaaaaaargh *dies for no apparent reason*
manihateyou2 0
Maybe you should have better taste you vomitted fishy *****. Go stick your face in a blenderrrrr. OBAMA MADE ME WRITE THESE AWFUL THINGS!!!!
electroboy_fml 0
*BOOM* DAMMIT! THAT'S THE SECOND WTF-O-METER THIS WEEK!
crash52181 0
How does one get sick on you? Who says it like that? Just say someone yakked, barfed, or puked on you. That just sounds dumb when you say/write it like that.
itscarrie 0
that's actually quite a common way of saying it in the UK.
Mauskau 36
you're so ignorant. "someone yakked on me" sounds even more retarded than your mother wanting to keep you when you were born. alot of people say sick instead of 'puke'. sick sounds less putrid than puke and vomit
juliarsch 0
I say that rather than barfed or yakked. Sick doesn't sound as disgusting. And I'm not from the UK.
polico_wolf 0
Today, I saw my coworker come in with vomit on her dress. Trying to be a good friend, I told her that I could fix it. Turns out it was just the pattern. FML
graneofsalt 0
At least your friend was trying to help you instead of laughing at you.
L0VEPiNK07 0
never heard of topshop. maybe they just don't have any in texas..