Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
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starry_eyed 0
Wow...was it really that ugly? I've love to see a picture, because the dress in my head is absolutely disgusting.
perdix 31
Was it RALPH Lauren?
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Comments (43)
ashiiya 0
Everyone has their personal taste of what's ugly and what's pretty and it's the individual themselves that draw the lines for that.
ashiiya 0
It's not like it's grammatically incorrect and we got people from all over the world here so be respectful of others' speech. Maybe some people actually want to be a little more mannered because the general work "sick" makes it sound a lot less disgusting.
ashiiya 0
So yeah, be mindful of other people. (sorry, there was a whole confusion in editing and submitting comments, I ended up writing a second one.)
bugmenotmofo 34
your taste is obviously very bad, or one might even call it "sick" ;-) That should give you reasons to reconsider...maybe you should engage your coworker to buy clothes for you.
angel55033 12
at least she tried to be helpful
22cute 17
that's BS! She was playing with you & trying to make you feel selfconscious in a way that would leave her looking like Ms nice guy.
franceypants 0
maybe she (or you ) have really bad fashion taste
glamourgigi2741 0
It's alright don't change urself just to fit in with the mold be unique, be yourself and is people want to judge u just think to urself I'm me and nobody can take that away from me
Lillias_fml 19
At least she was trying to be helpful.
manateesarecool 13
At least you have a nice co-worker!