Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
EmberEyes 16
I would just like to say that not all bronies/pegasusisters are ****** up and enjoy clopfics and such. Personally, I just watch the show and enjoy the show. I'm 17 and I have been watching the show since a few months before my 16th birthday. I remember for my birthday party two of my friends came over and we watched the season 2 finale. I do not read clop fics at all and find them disgusting. Not all of us enjoy them, so please stop saying bronies are ****** up just because a minority (I really hope it's not a majority) of us are weird.
kittenmeownyan 18
Wow what a huge invasion of privacy, good job
catsie_fml 14
Lmao this is the best FML ever
Racky_fml 14
He's going to ask you to do it doggy style.
Sandsh8rk 36
More like horse style.
DenBriZel 31
That's.... Disturbing..
journeytotheend 16
Wow, I totally read that as sex toys instead of stories! Awkwarddd
tonypoeho 12
That's just grody. Sorry bout that!
wyldefyre 5
That's what happens when ppl go snooping.
Ceejay1 13
You were just being nosey ,don't lie.
slkester 12
It's called my little pony after dark. There was a thing about it on Reddit.