Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
TwinkleToes7 15
Well that's awkward...
PhDInLife 8
Snooping=bad results!! When will people learn there are just some things/thoughts that should not be shared between people. Unless, of course, it is under the guise of anonymity on the Internet!
inu66 2
people like **** some like other kinds of **** as long as he isnt trying to bring ponies home i wouldnt worry about it lol
Enslaved 38
"If you're horny, Let's do it Ride it, My Pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it"
onorexveritas 24
ironic that I recently downloaded that song.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well, keep in mind that like any **** it is just a fantasy. and that he's probably not into proper ********** itself. And they are human-level intelligent fantasy characters so it's not much different then guys who fantasize about orc girls or the green skinned star trek aliens, other then the source material's primary target audience.
jem970 19
It is still weird as hell. Pastel and neon colored ponies having sex? Yeah that takes a whole new kind of weird.
TheDrifter 24
At least star trek aliens are humanoid, that's more like a fetish for body modifications. It's a big leap to get from there to talking farm animals fetishes.
EUPHORlA 12
38, I'm sure that they don't actually THINK of having sex with an animal, just the human characteristics that all the MLP:FiM ponies have (Hard to explain someone's fetish)...
MerrikBarbarian 9
I've seen a lot of weird fetishes... I don't get a lot of them... But hey each to their own. Really long as everything stays between consenting adults who cares. There is such things as "pony play" or "pet play" where one partner is treated like an animal. Turn off for me, but the psychology behind it isn't about wanting actual sex with an animal, but an extreme level of control/surrender. Besides which... If its ****, unless its a total turn off guys are often curious. If op really wants to know they could do the mature thing and ask bf about their interests. My bf and I bounce **** back and forth to give ideas to each other of things to try. :p
Games1219 6
BRONY :D
beachbum_101 16
Eww! Xp
bloodshedblack 5
You deserved it. Nosy bitch
Agrith 19
I feel I should be disgusted, but then I would be a hypocrite.
DocBastard 40
"No no, baby! I just read them for the stories, I swear!"
flockz 20
50 shades of neigh.