Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
MichaelT17 9
You shouldn't be looking through his browser in the first place........ Now you'll learn . But on a higher note that's still weird
tarabara17 15
But RAINBOW DASH AND APPLEJACK!
PokemonLove993 17
bronies ship them
tarabara17 15
Everybody ships them.
claudzzzz 5
run, run as fast as you can.
perdix 31
You're going to need to up your game to keep him. Guys want girlfriends who are master chefs in the kitchen and whorse in the bedroom!
VulpesImortalis 4
don't be worried. bronies are normal nowadays. being a furry myself I understand where they come from. we all come from different backgrounds with different views, a sub culture to "normal" people if you will. we are all average people. but also have a small preference to anthropomorphic characters. some are extravagant and go all out with suits and role play, others are like myself, quiet unsuspecting and under the radar but still here. embrace the fur.
AshleyKaye 6
All I have to say is LOL.
perdix 31
A real man doesn't bookmark a link to My Little Pony fantasy **** . . . He types in the whole URL every time!
thepieguyisi 4
Ever hear of privacy?
AlexiAwesome 10
Bronies have the best fun...
honestyslife 9
Damn fan fiction!