Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
MysticMonkey 9
Curiosity killed the cat, OP
Trigabyte 8
Start preaching to him about how you have hands, and not hooves.
Seirye14 11
Oh boy. Cloppers.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
And that's why you don't wander around on other people's computer you might find out he's a closet clopper.
ohioain 18
LMFAO. Some people have some weird ass fetishes
Saikon1357 25
Cloppers...every group has that portion that no one likes to talks out.
maxman13524 13
So?
ranroy 2
i wonder how many people googled my little pony sex after reading this
desruxion1 3
To each his own. If that's what he wants... I mean, you can't stop him. What you CAN stop is the nasty habit of snooping on someone you're supposed to trust. "It's not a habit!" you may say, but I can assure you... Once you start, you'll never stop.
amifaiyaz 12
Next time, try not going through his stuff.