Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
LyraAlluse 25
Never investigate the web history of people or you may find things you can never unsee.
buckdharma 38
Trim your mane so your like a new horsey to him.
Jemm_fml 29
YDI actually for invading his privacy, weirdo or not. Can't blame it on being ignorant. Your punishment is now never being able to unsee fluttershy in boy shorts.
jarockstar27 10
There seem to be a lot of interesting FML's from australia lately.....whats going on over there?
perdix 31
If someone offers you ********** . . . Just Say Neigh.
Ziggy122 15
Oh, Bronies...
Grand_Cookie 21
I'll admit I've watched the show, but fan-fiction people scare the hell out of me!
TrinityisLife 22
I have a friend that found a blog where someone was seriously violating Twilight Sparkle, complete with S&M tie-ups. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
4Madden 19
Look on the bright side. Now you know what type of slutty halloween costume to wear next year.
onorexveritas 24
I am so glad I am spared the knowledge of the unhealthy popularity toward My Little Pony
EmberEyes 16
It's not unhealthy...the show had character. I suggest you try to watch it before you judge everyone else. Not all of us watch mlp **** and read clop fics.