Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
masterofflight 8
now you know what to do the next time you two have sex ;) dress up as a character from my little pony and see what he thinks of the idea :D
davek 36
Make him some cupcakes...
cutiepie292929 18
I think snooping is fine. If ur in a relationship things should be open enough that its not snooping because you know everything. Finding he likes my little pony is just the reason why snooping if fine. Too many messed up people that act normal but aren't
cutiepie292929 18
Really?? You thumb me down because I think snooping is ok. Well good luck when ur in a relationship with some psycho and find out all the signs were there if you had only looked.
EmberEyes 16
Snooping is never okay. Op's boyfriend has the right to tell her about his fetish when and if he wants to tell her. Stuff like this is why people don't share.
PickledSweets 22
Sometimes bronies just take it too far.
markuskind 7
Could be that he read them to laugh
The_Honey_Badger 17
That is kind of a dark corner of the fan base... I don't have a problem with it, but cloppers, please clear the history. .3.
Maycontainnuts 17
Shouldn't go through his laptop. That's his own business!
Maycontainnuts 17
I accidentally clicked FYL instead of YDI ;_;
thresh037 4
Oh, I don't want to be mean but he's one of "those" bronies
fuckedPriceless 17
I don't see what the big deal is, everyone has a weird fetish, and there are much worse ones out there. Don't invade people's privacy next time...