Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
andiboo 12
It probably wasn't really out of curiosity, I'm sure she just had a gut feeling something weird was going on. In which case, she would be right.. Seriously, I'd let him clop to someone else, cuz that's... That's just... Not even right...
Nave42 7
So, if you think there's something wrong, you should just invade someone's privacy looking for evidence?
yzzami 17
That's a cue to scadoo.
worldclassrager 41
The Internet is loaded with all kinds of things today...some things are pointless...
d4m4s74 12
And once again, cloppers ruin it for all of us. I assume OP will never thrust (half misspelling, decided it could be a pun later) another brony again.
meherm 11
Hey everybody has their own sort of fetishes or interests. As for the looking through his bookmarks, that shouldn't had been done unless you had permission from him...which you didn't.
SteamPunkTopHat 3
He's one of the very strange and disturbing Bronies then, cause that is not normal xD
EmberEyes 16
Obviously you're a brony who hasn't heard of cloppers.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Love how all the terminology's getting so confusing, here. Cloppers, furries, scalies, they're all humans who have sexual thoughts about different animals. Does kind of make me wonder why all bronies are getting tarred with the same brush, when the same thing (as far as I know) never happened to Sonic fans despite Sally Acorn being, as I quote, "the face that launched a thousand furries".
r0cks0 6
You cant trust some people. That goes for both of you. You had no business snooping. The idea of My little pony **** is creepy. Does he use it to lure little girls.
Shchenya 7
Sorry, but as both a brony and a clopper, if he's an adult, who gives a ****? Seriously, it's his pc and his life. This doesn't mean he's into ********** or pedophillia anymore than liking catwoman or "the kinky schoolgirl" stereotypes do. Frankly I think he's better off without you, as invading someones privacy like that is worse than anything done by consenting adults. We have a term for that in the fetish scene "My kink is not your kink, but that's ok" and I usually add "But if it isn't, you can **** off"
Seeingdouble 10
It's still getting turned on by a horse, mate.
TheDrifter 24
Not into **********? He's fantasizing amour sex with horses mate, that's pretty much the definition of the word. As usual, the same two bronies defend themselves over and over, while all the cloppers find ways to justify the truly perverted.
EmberEyes 16
I'd like to point out that the definition of beastality is : sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal. Not animal on animal.
tj4234 36
was this website /mlp/? If so... FYL