Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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RainbowDashie140 12
He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.
HockeyGal1107 14
Awkward...
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Comments (168)
fmaae82 12
There's always the possibility of food getting on his keyboard or maybe he spilled something. It's not necessarily what you think it is.
lilsawty2 8
Maybe he eats waffles while surfing the web?
Llamacod 11
Are said waffles blue?
BfWangs25 5
That is pretty funny ask him what it is if he says applejuice he's lying!!
Shortay123 14
#48, You can't just assume things. What's the point of asking if you're just going to tell him he's lying? One is innocent until proven guilty.
captainObviously 15
Sticky keys lead to sticky fingers
noelleflores97 12
Ewwwwwww that is so grossly disgusting
kumonsucks 7
Pfft Noob
lmasters35 5
Did you actually SEE his browsing history, or are you just assuming based on keyboard? *eating at laptop right now*
julesx_fml 5
You're complaining about a sticky keyboard but not stepping on and picking up his yuck socks?
Llamacod 11
Would those be the same socks that are stiff and crack?
swordidfate 13
Wow ummm, I manage to keep my keyboard clean. That's just irresponsible
caysters 12
Or he could have spilled stuff on it. Don't have to jump to conclusions.