NiquetChrome
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Nickname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Oh no
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
elliebellie
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It'll be a Vlog next
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Sadmom
United States
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Dana
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
dadisgoatboy
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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RainbowDashie140 12
He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.
HockeyGal1107 14
Awkward...
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Comments (168)
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
He should learn how to dispose of the evidence properly
challan 19
The food network, I'm guessing. He's been learning how to make sticky buns and Carmel corn. (and eat them off of teen Asian lesbians)
nolefan 15
You should have seen that one cumming....
Bloodjoker 11
Monkey-pen-island.com
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Would you like to turn on sticky keys?
bach2121 13
Goooose
Bloodjoker 11
That's why I don't eat around my computer,... While I'm watching **** lol
perdix 31
Do this somehow count as incest? I mean, she's touching her boy's seed -- yuck! Explain to the boy that he needs to manage his output stream, or his partner could die of an STD.
Lizardgirl 7
*Does
perdix 31
#69, thank you. I'm wondering if my comment is getting thumbed-down for the grammar mistake or the disturbing content.
Shortay123 14
#69, why you didn't use your convenient number to make an obscenely sexual comment is beyond me, especially considering the topic of the FML. Such a good opportunity... Wasted. :'(
ohgeejosee 19
Wtf
Caltech 12
WTF
Lizardgirl 7
I didn't realize I'd be 69 D: I'll go into banishment now
brittyboo123 35
Pancakes and syrup?! Come on OP!
gc327072 31
^what happens if you touch the shaft key too many times.