NiquetChrome
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Nickname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Oh no
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
elliebellie
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It'll be a Vlog next
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Sadmom
United States
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Dana
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
dadisgoatboy
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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RainbowDashie140 12
He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.
HockeyGal1107 14
Awkward...
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Comments (168)
tfisch16 9
I never understood the whole sticky keyboard thing..
amifaiyaz 12
Aside from pleasuring himself, your son may be eating food or drink too.
mlay 7
My laptop is sticky too.
fgwrxfiend 11
Seriously? Why not use tissues instead of blowing your load all over your pc
HawkwindFan2016 8
He must have pressed shift 5 times.
j_cat187 20
Oh I get it, he must have spilt his soda.
xkncas 8
Seriously, you deserved it.
EUPHORlA 12
How does the mom deserve it? The son should've kept the laptop more clean.
spazz666 18
He could be saying YDI because the son most likely wouldn't have let her borrow the laptop if he uses it constantly, and therefore OP might have just taken it without asking. THAT would be a YDI but it doesn't say anything in the FML proving OP asked or didn't ask, so it will remain a mystery.
EvilUndead 9
1. Some people spill drinks and food onto keyboard. That makes keys sticky, and keyboard will be hard to clean if that stuff gets under keys. So that's probably not what you think. 2. No matter how sloppy he is, It is also highly unlikely that a guy will jack off onto his own keyboard (especially laptop keyboard), unless he's very stupid or very weird.
ClaireTho 6
Man I hate getting sticky! But I don't mind It in some cases...... SYRUP FIGHT!!
jessica2128 9
He must eat lots of candy while using his laptop... Hahah