NiquetChrome
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Nickname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Oh no
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
elliebellie
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It'll be a Vlog next
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Sadmom
United States
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Dana
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
dadisgoatboy
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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RainbowDashie140 12
He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.
HockeyGal1107 14
Awkward...
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a_frogg 9
That's gross but YDI for not asking first.
tenfiftynine 12
Maybe OP asked and her son forgot.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Where in the FML does it say that the OP didn't ask first?
Sir_ND_Pity 35
WebsitesNeedToChooseShorterURLs.com :3
FluffyWizdom 15
the sticky keyboard could be from eating in front of the computer
sacmaster 11
Definitely agree. Who in his right mind would just 'release' all over his keyboard and not wipe it up? I feel as though neglecting to do so would ultimately damage the computer. Unless the whole process of jizzing where one ought not **** is part of the dude's fantasy :P.
182crazyking 9
cleanyourkeyboard.org/glue
poodle_juice 17
At least you didn't have to pull a pube out from between the keys.
jackiemora 18
Is it really true about sticky keys?! Cause I mean c'mon guys that's gross!
gc327072 31
Is what true?
Llamacod 11
You know... That sticky keys are... Sticky.
g0dless 15
Oh come on it could be from anything, it's stupid to eat infront of the computer but I know I'm guilty of this, don't be so quick to judge. I'm pretty sure he'd wash/wipe his hands if otherwise.
Llamacod 11
I'm sure he would wash/wipe his hands after... The problem would be the errant globs of semen that would land on the keyboard and not getting wiped off.
g0dless 15
Tissues do exist for a reason, if he truly is getting it all over the keyboard then we have ourselves an issue. No grown person should be that idiotic.
beanthemouse 13
Eating lollipops at the laptop again I see... Buylollipops.com
NoDontKillMe 19
And you decided to put it on FML? I would've liked his side of the story better: "Today I let my parent use my computer and they confronted me about my Sticky Keys... FML"
ughhseriouslywow 10
Your son masturbates. It's not FYL for finding out, because you shouldn't be surprised. FHL because now his mother knows. Poor guy.