Backwards world

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 03:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 457

You deserved it 270

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By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 114

You deserved it 8 454

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 154

You deserved it 17 602

Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 481

You deserved it 228

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 233

You deserved it 2 247

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 160

You deserved it 3 530

By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 559

You deserved it 96 764

Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 890

You deserved it 18 609

By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 255

You deserved it 24 723

Reverse Uno card

By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 082

You deserved it 34 378

No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 231

You deserved it 36 222

Néger Gyuri 3

Saturday 3 October 2020 11:15

You Deserved It because, we all need reliable friends in Life.

alex_jaguara 31

Saturday 3 October 2020 12:32

Faith in humanity a little bit restored.

Comments

Néger Gyuri 3

Saturday 3 October 2020 11:15

You Deserved It because, we all need reliable friends in Life.

alex_jaguara 31

Saturday 3 October 2020 12:32

Faith in humanity a little bit restored.

demix_fml 32

Saturday 3 October 2020 12:53

I’m here if you want to talk.

xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 3 October 2020 16:11

that sounds like an awesome cop! also I hope things get better for you! just remember everyone has some kind of struggle and you arent alone!

tounces7 27

Saturday 3 October 2020 16:21

You finally met one of those elusive good cops. If only there were a lot more of them.

finalyearsofhate 22

Saturday 10 October 2020 20:35

The majority of LEOs are good guys.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 3 October 2020 19:50

I was going to call BS until I read this happened outside the US. If police here behaved like that more often, they wouldn't be so feared and hated.

Redgy22 26

Saturday 3 October 2020 22:42

Most do behave like this. Most are wonderful. The liberal media only shows us the horror stories because it serves their agenda. People who think like you are proof of the dumbing down of society.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 October 2020 7:48

My views are from my personal experience. I've had nothing but negative experiences with them and have never received any help or protection. As a victim of violent and property crime, police have never done shit to bring the criminals to justice. The best experience I've ever had with cops was merely neutral.